You Know Your Sixteen Year Old Son Has Too Much Confidence Learning To Drive When..

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   My son turned 16 last month.  Is it a coincidence I also had to increase my anxiety meds?  LOL. JK.  Actually, he’s not doing too bad….. in fact, his over confidence is what I’m worried about.

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SON:  Ooooo! Pedestrian!
PARENT: No, you do not get points for hitting a pedestrian! … except against you!
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SON: Can I turn left? Do I have right of way?
PARENT: Only if you feel you can make it….
SON:  (Floors it) Woo hoo!
PARENT: (attempts to remove his/herself from side window)
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SON:  Oooo! A bus! Do I get points for that?
PARENT: No
SON: What about if I make him get off the bus?
PARENT: NO!
SON: What about if I make him fly into the windshield?
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SON: (Pulling into his school parking lot – he slams on brakes)  Quick! FBI switch!
PARENT: Will you PLEASE put the car in PARK first?!
SON: But they don’t do that in the FBI!

See what I’m dealing with here?!!!
Please pray for me the next several YEARS!  I’m gonna need it!

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