My son turned 16 last month. Is it a coincidence I also had to increase my anxiety meds? LOL. JK. Actually, he’s not doing too bad….. in fact, his over confidence is what I’m worried about.
SON: Ooooo! Pedestrian!
PARENT: No, you do not get points for hitting a pedestrian! … except against you!
SON: Can I turn left? Do I have right of way?
PARENT: Only if you feel you can make it….
SON: (Floors it) Woo hoo!
PARENT: (attempts to remove his/herself from side window)
SON: Oooo! A bus! Do I get points for that?
SON: What about if I make him get off the bus?
SON: What about if I make him fly into the windshield?
SON: (Pulling into his school parking lot – he slams on brakes) Quick! FBI switch!
PARENT: Will you PLEASE put the car in PARK first?!
SON: But they don’t do that in the FBI!
See what I’m dealing with here?!!!
Please pray for me the next several YEARS! I’m gonna need it!